We are completely out of toilet paper.
And I don't mean the last roll was just put on the roller-holder-thingy (what are those called anyways?).
I don't mean that all the bathrooms are low on TP.
I mean all 3 bathrooms are completely TP free.
Not one square is left anywhere!
How did this happen? I usually have a huge Costco/Sam's Club package or two in the garage. There must be a TP monster in the neighborhood or something!
Thank goodness for the box of Kleenex I got when I was sick a few weeks ago!
So now you all know my exciting plans for this Friday night - a run to Walmart for TP.
Don't I live a wild life!!